Dear Columbus Social Media Expert,

I know how hard it is for you to establish yourself as an expert in the new field of social media. After all, most people have never heard of it until this year. And how do you get your name out there if you can’t get high on the search results?

Well, that’s where I come in. This blog, the270.com ranks very high for the search “social media expert Columbus Ohio”. So I’ll lend you my Google juice. For a fee.

I am the Google Juice master of Columbus beatches. Don't you forget it.

But in all seriousness, I’d love to list you here (and yes, it’ll be a *joke*, but at least you’ll be in on it).

So here is the deal. Donate any amount you feel comfortable to help our family fight ALS. Let me know, and I’ll list you here. Google juice and all.

List of Social Media Experts in Columbus:

Alvin Borromeo

Expertise: blogger, event planner (startup weekend columbus, ignite columbus, wordcamp columbus), douchebag

Twitter feed: @wyliemac