No, not that type of pimping. I’m talking about pimping restaurants on the270 if only I can convince some forward thinking restaurant to offer me free food to pimp their joint here. Oh, and they’ll have to pay for food for my wife to so we can have a nice evening out.
Why Alvin? Why risk your journalistic integrity for a few nights out? Well. Um. I’m not a journalist. I’m a blogger. And in this arena, I have no shame. And I also have a couple of kids and I can’t afford to pay for food and a babysitter. So what’s a little free food here and there. It’s not like you’ll be offended by my blatant schilling. It’s not like I’m a real food blogger like the Fine Repast. (See! More schilling. Fine Repast is written by my friend Andy.) So get over it.
And restaurants. Please please please contact me. Like I said. Give me and my wife free food. And I’ll pimp ya. Also, as an extra bonus, you can put up the nifty “As Seen on the270″ badge below.

Idea inspired by Walker’s restaurant and blogging post. And possibly taken a bit too far. But I am serious about the offer. Seriously.
