Doubtful.

Just what is the World Naked Bike Ride? Well, it’s a worldwide annual event to protest cars and oil. It’s kind of an environmental movement. In your birthday suit.

Is there an event in Columbus? According to the website, no. The closest ride is in Detroit. But I did nominate Columbus as a lark.

Will I ride? No. It’s not that I don’t mind getting naked in public. I’ve been to Blacks Beach in San Diego and Little Beach in Maui. And as the saying goes … when in Rome. But getting naked in my hometown. I don’t think I’d have the balls to do that. (pun intended)